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humboldt
Joined: Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:49 pm Posts: 195 Location: ---------------- the emarald triangle
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there once was this bitch from Nantucket.
she was so old, she just wouldn't kick the bucket.
she had crabs that itched, all day she bitched, so one day her husband said fuck it.
one morning he crept out of bed, went to the shed, and got a tool to cut off her head.
yes, the task had to be completed.
he went to the bedroom, there he proceeded.
the whore that she was, she would die cause, the whoring limits were exceeded.
the husband sure was satisfied, when that bitch died, but he had crabs too cause she lied.
-humboldt
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Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:06 am |
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TOAST
Joined: Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:55 am Posts: 110 Location: California
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That lymric was bad and you should feel bad.
_________________ I share a birthday with Antonio Banderas and Jimmy Dean.
Women love my accent and men love my meaty flavor.
VTB Dark Willow
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Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:13 pm |
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Skeletor
Jigglyroom Admin
Joined: Sun May 06, 2007 8:30 pm Posts: 199
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Limerick.
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Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:17 pm |
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Hooray_Yogurt
Joined: Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:35 pm Posts: 522
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limerake
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Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:44 pm |
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humboldt
Joined: Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:49 pm Posts: 195 Location: ---------------- the emarald triangle
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lim·er·ick –noun
a kind of humorous verse of five lines, in which the first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other, and the third and fourth lines, which are shorter, form a rhymed couplet.
A form of humorous five-line verse, such as:
There once was a young man from Kew
Who found a dead mouse in his stew.
Said the waiter, “Don't shout
Or wave it about,
Or the rest will be wanting one too!”
---mine is not a limerick. u should feel bad.
close though, mine is sort of made up of limericks.
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Tue Sep 25, 2007 11:03 pm |
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TheDoc
Joined: Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:51 pm Posts: 1011 Location: Texas
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Though, the futurama references wins him bonus points.
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Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:12 am |
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humboldt
Joined: Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:49 pm Posts: 195 Location: ---------------- the emarald triangle
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i used to like toast and thought he was funny. i would sit in the rr and listen to his stuff more often than not.
however, this "toast man" has attacked me more than once. i dont know if he is just sarcastic, or what, but his rudeness projected towards me was unappreciated. it has only been 2, at the most 3 times that "toast man" has tried to bring me down.
i did not provoke these situations, and i did not say anything to him about it. i dont know why i am typing this now except to ask "toast man" wtf his problem is.
i think he is adamantly against marijuana or somethin, so he takes it out on me because i usually associate myself with the green love.
i dont like rude people. i dont like negativity. i dont like assholes.
i like to play ns and take myself out of the "real" world full of assholes.
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Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:51 am |
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humboldt
Joined: Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:49 pm Posts: 195 Location: ---------------- the emarald triangle
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Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:01 am |
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TOAST
Joined: Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:55 am Posts: 110 Location: California
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I don't recall ever liking you, stoner.
_________________ I share a birthday with Antonio Banderas and Jimmy Dean.
Women love my accent and men love my meaty flavor.
VTB Dark Willow
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Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:45 pm |
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humboldt
Joined: Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:49 pm Posts: 195 Location: ---------------- the emarald triangle
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u dont have to like a person to have mutual respect, or common decency. ur just an antagonist. its okay cause i dont really know u. the only thing a know u by is ur waaay fuckin ugly piece of face u show in the pics thread.
toast, since ur so against people that burn doobies and who dont provoke u; toast burns in a toaster, but have u tried burning in hell?
thats all i have to say; not fuck u, but ur negativity.
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Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:08 pm |
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erik myers
Joined: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:14 pm Posts: 354 Location: CA
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attacking someone makes anything funny you do automatically unfunny, no matter how funny it was. GJ LOSING YOUR FUNNY TOAST
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Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:25 pm |
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Skeletor
Jigglyroom Admin
Joined: Sun May 06, 2007 8:30 pm Posts: 199
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While that wasn't attacking TOAST, you could argue it's a similar intent, thereby at least partially "losing your funny"...
Unless you're trying to be "ironic", whereby it becomes funny again. Gah, a poor old sod like me can't keep this high-brow humor straight.
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Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:54 pm |
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erik myers
Joined: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:14 pm Posts: 354 Location: CA
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internet sarcasm strikes again!
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Thu Sep 27, 2007 7:41 am |
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Skeletor
Jigglyroom Admin
Joined: Sun May 06, 2007 8:30 pm Posts: 199
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Yet as the masses start to recognize "internet sarcasm", it becomes cliché. You start to expect the sarcasm, and it (what was the phrase?) loses its funny.
Still applies.
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Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:51 pm |
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erik myers
Joined: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:14 pm Posts: 354 Location: CA
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I'm merely talking about the inability to properly determine sarcasm in the written word. I know of no such phenomena of which you speak.
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Thu Sep 27, 2007 6:33 pm |
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