Ah, nothing quite as entertaining as a sexual abused religious nutcase looking to start a cult, is there?
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"I would warn Orlando that you're right in the way of some serious hurricanes, and I don't think I'd be waving those rainbow flags in God's face if I were you, This is not a message of hate -- this is a message of redemption. But a condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly a meteor." –Pat Robertson, on "gay days" at Disneyworld
“I have a zero tolerance for sanctimonious morons who try to scare people.” - Pat Robertson, later in the same program
Thothie (even better when they have TV shows)

aparently electric motors attract dominatrixes

Flying beasts which breathe fire are known as dragons, they are often found by the sea and they like punching holes in the atmosphere. The seven-headed dragon has twice been fatally wounded. Sadly, NASA is able heal the wounds with money. Flying dragons create a massive quantum- electromagnetic disturbance which causes electric metals to burn in phase shifting fires. The cape of broken canes is overcome with diabetes which is born of the dragons pestilence. See the dragon diabetes connection.

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whats wrong with this statement: Identical transmitter/receivers are assembled around the circumference of a perfect circle,

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