Ya think Jigglypuff would have more sympathy, having such an evil brother himself (two even)...
But yeah, I think we have to toss "my evil brother did it" in the pile with "my dog ate my homework" for the same reason that VAC does.
Now, if it was your doppelganger from a parallel universe, and you can get us a picture of you with a goatee, we might be more likely to buy it.
I dun think I was the one that banned Chronic anyways, so I suspect it be out of my hands.