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Locane
Joined: Mon May 21, 2007 7:13 pm
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http://www.xoxide.com/pimp-juice-energy-drink.html
Cold Weather Alert: Due to the cold temperatures of the winter months, customers have been experiencing exploding Bawls. We at Xoxide are very concerned for the safety of our customers and do not wish for their Bawls to freeze. We recommend that if the ambient temperature of your area is at or below freezing, that you refrain from ordering carbonated caffeine beverages during this time. Customers who wish to place orders for these products may do so at their own risk. Neither Xoxide nor UPS will replace, refund, or process any claimes for broken Bawls, leaky Pimp Juice, or exploded Rocket Fuel during this time.
--Locane
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WormboOA
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sage
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JP impostor server offlined due to nobody playing on it.
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Iron Legionnaire
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That has to be about the best line in a warning label that I've ever seen.
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Haha! He is one of the Legion Lost;
He was never meant to win.
He's a rolling stone, and it's bred in the bone,
He's a man who won't fit in.
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Locane
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spellman23
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gaaaaah!
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Rehab
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Iron Legionnaire
Jigglyroom Admin
Joined: Mon Feb 19, 2007 4:06 pm
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Always some asshole that has to point out the obvious and ruin things.
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Haha! He is one of the Legion Lost;
He was never meant to win.
He's a rolling stone, and it's bred in the bone,
He's a man who won't fit in.
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| Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:36 am |
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Locane
Joined: Mon May 21, 2007 7:13 pm
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I'm not sure that it's fake. Honestly, I can see how they would do that under cold temperatures.
My thought was that they wanted a warning label, sat down to write it and went "wow, this sounds really funny" and proceeded to make a warning but threw in some extra hilariousness on the top just for fun.
--Locane
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